That is not a hat.
You’re wondering who he is— machine, or mannequin.  With parts made in Japan, he is the Modern Man.
Oh, Modern Man.  When will you learn that that is an ice bucket, and not a hat?

You’re wondering who he is— machine, or mannequin.  With parts made in Japan, he is the Modern Man.

Oh, Modern Man.  When will you learn that that is an ice bucket, and not a hat?